Ode to Allergies

tissues

Sniffle, sniffle, snort…
Cough, cough, HACK…
Sniffle, sneeze, honk…
Honk, snort, sneeze, sneeze…
SNEEZE, SNEEZE, AHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…!!!!!!!!!!!!
HONK, HONK, HONK!
Snort, honk…

Shuffle, shuffle, rattle, shake, gulp….
Tick, tock, tick, tock, sigh……

To those who suffer as I do, solidarity to the tissue holders!

To those that do not, I honk in your general direction you lucky buggers…

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Posted on May 24, 2015, in HUMOUR, Rant, Variety Pack and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. That’s funny. But so true.

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    • This is what I bloody sounded like this morning… All my son did was hand me the box of tissues and commented that spring was finally here! LOL, If I hadn’t been so busy exploding and blowing my head off, I might have laughed…

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